The COSMIC Barbeque_________(Planet:FESSA)


Finally, the sun gave way to the stars after the hot, stressful and most unbelievable unveiling of dramatic events within the four walls of the faculty. For those of you that know, lips sealed and in fact stapled and well for the ignorant few that seem not to know or even care what the fuck happens around them, a personal advice, all I can say Is that go and mix two molecules of hydrogen and one of oxygen together and drink it feeling relaxed with your fucking miserable lives (at this junction I disclaim the use of Volga word and the right of it being pronounced by the readers).
The Faculty of Environmental Sciences Barbeque, the most anticipated and truly REVEALING came as a shocker to many as RUMOR Has IT that it was not publicized as expected (accounting for the almost gay barbeque thanks to some PIMPS (of whom I would not want to mention) who saved the day). Organised by FESSA??? NO but by the final year planning committee of which as a norm are always calling it for the finalist……………………???
DOes this mean that all other level present at the barbeque were intruders? GET THE WHOLE GIST BEFORE YOU CONCLUDE!!!

ENOUGH TALK LET THE PICURES SPEAK FOR THEMSELVES!!!

A wide view of the crowd whiling and killing the songs the DJ-(name unknown) used as a weapon against the crowd

Taking a closer look at the background, you’ll see the final unveiling of the FESSA DINNER AND AWARD – the most exclusive dinner as A FELLOW who you might know always say (that was, that is and that will ever be!!!!)
Back to the PIX (viewing more closely the BIGS BOYS AND GIRLS at this talk of the town)

Biodun holding Big things!!! Rocking to the song
Even I myself, I’m still trying to figure out what Doyin is doing (I know he is a strong Muslim but!! COULD HE BE PRAYING???)

PONCHE PRICE = N150
BARBEQUE PRICE = N300 (From where I come from-location undisclosed!!! Barbeques are always hot but the one I bought this day was super cold……..probably it was part of the spice)

LETS get back to the pictures……………we have a long way to go.

Omoge wa gba control – spoken in the movement of his feet and hands (behind you’ll see that girl in red that Brymo was talking about!!!!)

 

I know what you’r thinking but hey, if you were in my position you’d have done the same. I could have blamed it on the liquor or the DJ but in that instance, murdrer would have been the case and you would have blamed me. It’s  left for you to find out who I am these fine boys ………………………… ……………… ………………………………………………………………….and the beat go 0.0008333BPM

Speechless

IN FOCUS

THE PEEPS THAT WENT EXCLUSIVE DOING (KOKOMA)

Speechless

Names are irrelevant at this stage coz the pix tell it all…….it is either you know then or you don’t and well I hope this doesn’t lead to break ups coz!!!!! It went down grandeur style at the faculty quadrangle. TRUTH be told I never knew some people could dance till yesterday! Like Ayo(the GOD father of the Estate Management), Solomon(the GOD father of Building), Wole (the GOD father of URP) and even the event was graced by some dignitaries like ????????/

Double Speechless 🙂

Remind me!!! Did I tell you that DAVID O was one of the exclusive personalities present in this once in a lifetime event??? Well don’t take my word for it, see the pix below and quench your doubt coz he was looking as fly as ever and as much as blackmailed him to give me N50,00,000 so I wouldn’t tell ………………………… …………………………………………………………….well I’m sure you know the rest!!!!

I see you!!!
She rocking that thing like

If I did not know better, would have thought that this guy was been given a lap dance or don’t you think so???  Take a closer look behind, you’ll see the girls boyfriend putting his hand on his head……………………….. well, such is life so don’t expect to be treated like a perfect gentleman that we all know you’re not!!!

TOO MUCH TALKS LETS GET BACK TO WHAT I KNOW YOU’LL WANT TO SEE (ACTION)

On to the next one
So FES sabi party like this?
See sweating things!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Surprising as it may sound, the diploma students self talk say dem no go carry last oooooooooo… ………………………………………………to imagine they are starting their exams next week Monday!!!!

DO YOU PEOPLE EVEN KNOW THAT YOUR NAMES ARE STILL WRITTEN WITH PENCIL AND CAN BE ERASED???

OPERATION (Don’t let your mother know)

The final year girls were forming touche…….to me they were BORING!!! I wonder how it would have been if they were the only girls on the dance floor…(said an anonymous indivudual)….good thing they were not!

See teeth…….

I know I said I wasn’t going to mention names but, come on this is the current MISS KOFO HALL (2012) and well I think I know the guy (model) too but hey………………find out!!!!

See Perfect Couple – I see you!!!

Seeing things at this point is an understatement……………………………………………….. This is the height!!!

PEACE…………………………………………………………………………… (lips sealed and good thing I’m just giving out the clean version of you). Anyways sha, VOTE FOR THEM AS THE FESSA COUPLE OF THE YEAR (PEACE AND PAUL).

MOVING ON

Illuminati well represented!!!
Caught in the act!!!!!

I caught them at last…………….the final year cliques digging it+++++++++++++++++++ /(lips still sealed as regards to name…..find out yourselves.)

yahoo boy no laptop…………………………

Now who will tell me they don’t know this guy??? Drunk in full extent but still looking for his trophies just as it was given to Pasuma in pakurumo video.
The organizer and an engine of social congregation (warning: Niger delta ex-militant keep off)

Olori Oko FESSA

His Excellency himself (Mr President), the OBAMA WE KNOW right or wrong (…………………………..)

More particular about him this time is the fact that I’m not too sure if he was sleep walking or overdrunk to the extent that he could not just hide his joyous celebration of the success of the barbeque??? who knows…………………………………… Would have loved to show you more action stiking pix of him but hey!!! Unless you are willing to go to prision for me take it like that. And to think that he is supposed to be a perfect example (I did not say so 0000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000)

The politicians did not say they did not come oooooo

The noise and cry of political contenders are always as sweet as the early morning birds. But in its true content as ugly as the word ugly itself……………………….THE FESSA PRESIDENT POLLS!!!!

IT’S GOING DOWN 1ST AUGUST 2012!!! THE COUNT DOWN BEGINS

And In the everlasting words of Nature I leave you with this quote “ONLY TIME WILL TELL!!!”

Thank God I filtered this pix coz gosh!!!! I’m seeing the unbelievable………………by hey that’s why I’m the only rightful heir to the throne of writing about this event???????? Yea, I forgot my worst nightmare www.ibossk.wordpress.com. I must warn you!!! He is a fake, phony, and rather outrageous individual that thinks that he can write anything he want……………….the high priest often called by many will give you disastrous picture and probably even digitally worked out ones to make sure you are hooked but read it anyways coz…………………………it can only tell you more of what your boyfriend was doing that faithful night.

The High Priest (HIMSELF)!!!!

If you imagine a smile that can be used to withdraw money from the bank, don’t think too deep!!!!! Just look at the pix above and get wild out………………………….on second thoughts, take a closer look!!!!!!!! Dude, they look like aligators J ——————-where’d you get them fixed, just asking for those who would like to do likewise because it seems like you’ve become a role model.

Anyways on a signing off note……………………………..making sure I’v  crossed the TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT and dotted the iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii all I can just say is brace yourselves for???

THE GOLDEN TOWERS ————————————2ND, AUGUST 2012. (FESSA)

THE PLANNERS AWARDS ———————————–24th, AUGUST 2012. (URPSA)

TILL WE MEET AGAIN, I leave you in the hands of the El-classico and the sweet words of Martin Luther King…………………………………………..

”I HAVE A DREAM!!!”

Written by: Wole Ademola

Contact: 229B1A62

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